Teegans Thoughts
You need advice? Boom here!
Your life is a mess.
I'm Teegan, these are my thoughts. You should tell me your life story and i will give you somewhat unhelpful adivce.
"Get me a cake and you can do anything you want to my body. Or more than one cake. is it sad i am serious?"
Teegan
— 5 months ago
"Maybe if I tweet Jeffrey Campbell enough, I will get shoes to stop."
Teegan
— 5 months ago
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Jeffrey
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Campbell
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Jeffrey Campbell
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shoes
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litas
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heels
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tweet
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twitter
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lame
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help me I' poor
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Nightwalk
"You shouldn’t give your friends money, just give them like kisses and pizza and junk."
Teegan
— 6 months ago with 1 note
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friends
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pizza
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junk
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stuff
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like
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hughs
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kiss
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kisses
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teegans twitter
"Waiting for your pizza tracker to move from ‘Quality Check’ to ‘Delivery’ is the worst thing in the world."
Teegan
— 6 months ago
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pizza
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Dominos
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pizza tracker
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im hungry
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food
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waitng
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first world problems
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"if you’re using the words ‘vigorous’ ‘large’ ‘moist’ ‘cavernous’ ‘lubricate’ ”or ‘scrub’ in a sext you’re doing something wrong."
Teegans Twitter
— 7 months ago with 1 note
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sext
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sexy
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eww
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no
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moist
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gross
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stop
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stap
"how do i know i took night time allergy meciation? i spent 3minutes talking to a Lana Del Rey song."
Teegan
— 7 months ago with 1 note
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true story
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lana del rey
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transgender
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allergy
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pills
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weird
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lame
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blue jeans
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white shirt
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walked into the room
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you know you made my eyes hurt
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im just trying to function
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function
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lana
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del
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"im booty poppin’ for merica yall"
Teegans Twitter
— 7 months ago
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twitter
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tweet
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jacobb
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jacobb fitch
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jacobbfitch
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booty
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butt
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butts
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booty pop
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booty popping
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twerk
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america
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merica
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support the troops
"Can I just get some vodka in a cup instead of doing shots?"
Teegan
— 8 months ago with 1 note
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vodka
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cup
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glass
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shot
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shots
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drinking
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drunk
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classy
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white girl wasted
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"There is a movie called the pregnancy pact? That sounds like the only reason drinking movie games have been made."
Teegan
— 8 months ago with 1 note
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drinking
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drunk
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pregnant
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dumb
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bitches
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drinking games
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games
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"This chola bitch poisoned my food. I’m going to wipe off her eyebrows and spit on her gold painted cross necklace!"
Teegan
— 8 months ago
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chola
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bitch
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poisoned
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eyebrows
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ghetto brows
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cross
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necklace
