|*cody and i talking about the best way to throw your own shit*
|me:||we are classy fucking people. we should be apart of the royal family or something. Maybe i could keep some shit in a baggy and just throw it all at once. like a premade thing?
|cody:||it might get more airtime if you mix it all together. we really should be. but some fucked up country like Zimbabwe or Chile. we will be like the Hilton sisters on crack.
|me:||ohh whats that African country where all those bitches died? rowanda!! lets rule there! dibs on paris~
|cody:||fuck you bitch ill be nicole richie. at least in better looking. we could be the blood diamond bitches
|me:||this is the second time ive wanted blood diamonds this week. i want to feel the weight of the bitches hand who found my diamonds. and youre nicole because shes shorter than paris;D
|cody:||* insert photo of gaga saying, im getting real sick of your shit*