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Teegans Thoughts

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new phones

yesterday my dad bought new phones for everybody and i went from my blackberry to a shitty middle school phone(my brother and i have the same phone and hes new to the 7th grade) and he got himself the htc evo 4g lte. so as revenge im making him set his up all by himself. he wont go to the store to have them do it because hes to stubborn and impatient, and he wont be able to do it himself for at least a few days. you guys, i walk by him and every time i hear him say “fuck” or get angry i just feel like:

i sound spoiled but he promised me we would have equally nice phones. so he deserves this. i may even hide the instruction manual from him.

i mean, i will be more than happy to help him, after i get a new phone.

— 10 months ago
#he has no fucking clue  #phones  #paris hilton  #dad  #loser  #better than you  #eat it nerd 
mom:these have sausage in them.
dad:what? really? jacob was eating them earlier?
me:wouldnt be the first time a sausage has entered me.
mom:
dad:
me:im going to shave my legs.
— 10 months ago with 1 note
#teegan  #sex  #awkward  #mom  #dad  #chat  #me  #sausage