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Teegans Thoughts
You need advice? Boom here!
Your life is a mess.
I'm Teegan, these are my thoughts. You should tell me your life story and i will give you somewhat unhelpful adivce.
"You dont understand, I had to sleep with him! It was for America."
Teegan
— 10 months ago
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mom:
these have sausage in them.
dad:
what? really? jacob was eating them earlier?
me:
wouldnt be the first time a sausage has entered me.
mom:
dad:
me:
im going to shave my legs.
— 10 months ago with 1 note
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